BYE WEEK BEDWETTING: STEELERS MASQUERADE
By Swissvale72

Right near the top of the list of “Shit I Hate about the NFL,” right up there with Pussy Rules, is the Bye Week. There’s no need to have a week off once the season starts; it’s an NFL invention, circa 1990 designed solely to maximize TV revenue. Therefore, one better not lose going into the Bye Week. I don’t know about the rest of you asshats, but when the Steelers lose, the next Sunday’s game can’t come fast enough....

Predicted game by game analysis by TB84:

Week 1: Steelers defeat Titans 52-3 -- In a game that sends shockwaves throughout the NFL, the Steelers completely destroy the Titans. Second play from scrimmage, James Harrison snaps LenDale White's femur in half. His screams will echo through Heinz Field for the rest of the season. Santonio Holmes catches 4 TD passes and wipes a booger on an endzone camera for a 10k fine from the Mormon Police.

Week 2: Steelers defeat Bears...

By CKStiller

There are a few certainties of being a fan of the Steelers. You know the team will never make a big splash in FA, Various fans will always be fixated on the weight of the starting RB (or the lack of it), and that the Steelers will split with the Baltimore Ravens. Few teams give the black and gold fits quite like they do, and part of that is that the two teams share a similar philosophy. Baltimore isn't about winning pretty, but building a tough football team from the...